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Power and Responsibility

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Power and Responsibility was the chromium-covered four part flip book epic that kicked off the Spider-Man clone saga. No, not the original clone saga from the 70’s.  No, not the awesome “What If” follow up that looked at what would have happened if the clone had lived. Although, wait... the clone DID live. And this isn’t what happened. But no time for thinking about that.  And no, this isn't your typical Spider-Man vs. "Spider-Man" fight. This is the definitive Spider-Man vs. "Spider-Man" saga . Any and all previous stories involving Spider-Man fighting a crappy version of himself are officially obsolete. No time for that shit. No time for anything except figuring out how you’re gonna locate and pay for back issues of Maximum Carnage. Speaking of which, Power and Responsibility has 14 pages of ads for the Maximum Carnage video game in 4 issues, just like how there were 14 parts in the Maximum Carnage “story”! Each issue had an ad ...

Spectacular Spider-Man 215-216

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Predator and Prey Hoo-ha! Now these two comics bring me back. I bought both of these off the newsstand at the local Quickie Mart (and they have the barcodes to prove it!) I remember it seemed like an eternity waiting for part 2 of this story. Obviously, it didn’t help that Spec was always the last Spider-title to come out each month, so I kept seeing all these Spider-Man comics coming out, but never the right one. Even after all these years, I’ll never forget the order: Web, Amazing, Spider-Man, Spec. I read Spectacular 215 so many times that to this day, I still remember every panel. I thought it was so cool that the Scorpion told that old man in the sewer to “take a freakin’ powder.” I remember getting in trouble for telling a kid in my class to “take a freakin’ powder” when he took the computer I wanted during computer class. While I wasn’t familiar with the etymology of that particular colloquialism, it was good enough for the scorpion so it was good enough for me....

Web of Spider-Man 118

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When you think of Spider-Man’s cast of characters, there are the totally obvious A-listers that come to mind—like Spider-Man himself, the Green Goblin, Venom, Mary Jane, the Black Cat and Aunt May. Each of those characters was big enough to have their own comic at one point. And yeah, before you call bullshit on Aunt May having her own comic, why don’t you check out MTU 147, a fucking gem where Aunt May gains cosmic powers and teams up with the kid from the Fantastic Four to feed Hostess fruit pies to Galactus. It’s still a mystery how to reconcile that story with the one where Spider-Man made a web dummy that scared Aunt May so badly that she almost died. Web dummy? Scary. Galactus? Meh. Maybe her crippling dementia somehow improved her constitution by eliminating her ability to experience fear. Side note: Mary Jane didn’t have her own comic book in the Spider-Man volume 1 era, but there certainly were whole issues dedicated to her, as well as at least half a graphic nove...

The Shocker and Web of Spider-Man 109

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Few things are better than comic book pseudoscience explanations... especially when they are clearly just a lazy way to end a stupid story. No muss, no fuss. Just leave it to “science”™! Whenever a writer builds up a big story and then realizes that it's stupid but they only have 5 panels left to finish the story, what else can they do besides throw up a bunch of technical sounding words from tenth grade science class and have Spider-Man rig up some insane-looking apparatus in order to save the day at the last moment? When there's a deadline to turn in your story, there's nothing so stupid that Spider-Man can't make it out of his webbing. Now, keep in mind, a little bit of pseudoscience kicks ass. Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider, which gave him spider powers instead of cancer (like you might reasonably expect). The vulture can fly because of electromagnetism? Sure. He uses the same science to turn a Walkman into a death laser , so that’s a cool...

Project: Sandstorm (Web of Spider-Man 107-108)

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Web of Spider-Man 107-108. I didn’t have these comics in my original collection. I bought them a lot later. It’s not that I didn’t want them, it’s just that I didn’t know that I wanted them. When I first started collecting Amazing Spider-Man, I wasn’t even really aware that other Spider-Man titles existed—let alone had interconnected storylines! It’s fun reading through these now to see what I missed all those years ago. What key details didn’t I have? What final piece of the puzzle will finally snap into place and resolve the previously inexplicable Spider-Man mysteries? What profound new realization awaits me? Not much in Web of Spider-Man, but let me tell you, while this may be “filler” material, it’s totally rad 90’s filler material. If you compare it to the Death of Tombstone storyline , which was unbearable and generic 90’s filler material, at least Project: Sandstorm’s major failure was that it was too ambitious, too busy, and too rad to the max. NOOOOO! ...

Beware the Rage of a Desperate Man (Spider-Man 46-49)

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Beware the Rage of a Desperate Man! While you might think that the title of this story is a reference to the depths of despair (and ensuing rage) that Spider-Man comic book collectors endured to locate all the inter-title crossover pieces of the story, they are in fact referring to Spider-Man himself being pushed too far. Or, wait... maybe it’s both? Collect all 5 in a 4-part series! Yep, it’s another classic follow-up tale to the Maximum Carnage storyline. Couldn’t get enough Shriek and Carrion? Check out the 4-part Shrieking saga . What’s happening with Carnage? Check out Amazing Spider-Man annual 1994. Want to follow the further adventures of Demogoblin? Check out Spider-Man 46-49. Oh, how I lament my involvement in "Maximum Carnage" © coming soon to Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo!   Because let’s not forget that Maximum Carnage was a big deal . The first ad I ever saw for the video game was in the back of Spider-Man 49.  It will never e...

Death by Tombstone

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Death by Tombstone! I guess “Death by Boredom”, although more accurate, wouldn’t have fooled as many people into buying these. These are filler issues. No imagination, nothing interesting happens, and the overall narrative of Spider-Man doesn’t budge an inch. To be sure, not every comic book can be a landmark issue. Not every issue can involve Gwen Stacy dying (spoiler!), Spider-Man discovering his black suit is alive (spoiler!), or Peter Parker’s parents revealing themselves as shape shifting artificial silly putty robo-monsters (mega-Spoiler!). Nope, sometimes you just gotta kill some time with a generic jackass of a comic book. It’s part of the hobby we all just accept, but I must say, the fact that they made this a three-parter was kind of a slap in the face. In Death by Boredom, Tombstone tries to get a seat on the crimelord council, which he can only do by defeating Spider-Man once and for all. It could not be more generic. Somehow it fills three issues and culmin...